1. Tote Bag
• to carry all your pointless girly shit in.
2. Pencil Bag
• Pink? Check. Gold? Check. Bow? Check. Sold!
3. Lunch Box
• I never took my lunch but might as well buy one anyway because who doesn't need more pointless cute shit?
• Obviously you have to take makeup to do touch ups, duh? I chose this one because school sucks so much it makes me want to cry, but I won't because my mascara* is designer.
*falsies
5. Wallet.
• Because you need money to buy Starbucks before and after school. And your ID to show when you get pulled over for speeding because Starbucks made you late. Obviously. 
11. Pink pens.6. Starbucks Tumbler.
• A pink Starbucks tumbler so that you can look extra cute walking in with the coffee that made you late for class.
7. Another small bag.
• Well, you've gotta hide those tampons somewhere. And it's another excuse to buy more shit. 
8. Gym Bag.
• Pretend I play a sport so that I can buy this gym bag and waste even more money.
9. Crown pens.
Because if a princess should be bothered with school, she should at least have her crowns. 
10. Glitter folders, binders, and notebooks.
• Because if you have anything other than these you're living your life completely wrong.
• Stock up on these bitches because we only write in pink.
• If you're doing math with anything other than a pink glitter calculator then you're making math even more dreadful than it already is.
13. Pink Glitter Duck Tape.
• To cutely shut the mouths of the annoying loud ass bitches.
14. Glitter Scissors.
• To cut a bitch when she thinks she's being cute.
15. Glitter Pens.
• If you don't have these in every color there's a 100% chance we won't be friends.
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